Site launched

Post by **Vicious** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:25 pm

Today is the official launch of TwistedJenius.com. Now 1,000 years of darkness shale cover the earth.

Post by **Vicious** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:08 am

One year down, 999 to go.

Post by **Vicious** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:29 am

There's only 998 years of darkness left.

Post by **Vicious** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:31 am

A thousand years is a really long time, 997 left.

Post by **Vicious** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:27 am

The darkening shall continue for another 996 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:13 am

It is now 0.1% darker than it was the previous year. Just 995 years more.

Post by **Vicious** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:11 am

The subtle darkening will proceed for another 994 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:17 am

Soon the darkness will have accumulated enough to be in the visible spectrum; another 993 years to go.

Post by **Vicious** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:43 am

Did I mention that it would be getting darker for the next 992 years? Because it will.

Post by **Vicious** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 1:16 am

You probably still haven't noticed the darkness yet, but trust me it's there and will be for another 991 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:16 am

The darkness is increasing at such a gradual rate that your eyes have adjusted to it; but that will just make it more devious during the next 990 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:07 am

The darkness is only available for the next 989 years at participating locations. And everywhere must participate!

Post by **Vicious** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:04 am

If you are a photon, beware! For soon you will be completely absorbed. And by "soon" I mean over the next 988 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 12:53 pm

Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Darkness. Have you ever said a word so many times that it starts to sound weird and lose its meaning? Well too bad! For the darkness will continue for another 987 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:20 am

Do you see something out of the corner of your eye? That's not a floater, that is the darkness! And it will only get stronger over the coming 986 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:44 am

Can you even read this through all of the darkness? If you can't, you will continue to be unable to do so for the next 985 years.

Post by **Vicious** » Sat Oct 01, 2022 8:39 am

In the future, historians will refer to this period as "The New Dark Age". "Neo Dark Age"? We'll have to setup a focus group and work on the name, but we only have 984 years to do so.

Post by **Vicious** » Sun Oct 01, 2023 4:09 am

You're driving your car to work one morning, minding your own business. When suddenly, BAM, another 983 years of darkness.

Post by **Vicious** » Tue Oct 01, 2024 2:08 am

The darkness has now gone from #FFFFFF to roughly #FAFAFA and will continue to slowly creep from another 982 years.

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