And that was the last time the Snail Factory celebrated Chitlins Day at the cafeteria.
With Lemuel yet to return, it fell again to Jeremiah to cover his position in Hygiene Containment and deal with the mess. The struggle took nearly a month and many workers claim the stains and stink have never gone away. Jeremiah assaulted the odors with a combination of spices and seasonings left around the office, and went on to write an essay on his attempts entitled, "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Chyme".
And should you find this episode to be in poor taste, just be happy I didn't show the pile of dead baby chickens and refer to them as "Chick Tracts".